My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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