We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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