i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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