I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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