It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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