I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
There r osticjed everywhere
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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