i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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