i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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