Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Screwed.edu
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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