I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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