Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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