The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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