On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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