Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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