You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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