Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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