I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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