I wish I could punch you in the face.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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