So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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