her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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