The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We are all done wearing pants today
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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