We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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