can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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