That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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