i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I don't deserve a penis
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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