would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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