so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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