32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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