kristin has been a bad kristin
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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