Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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