When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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