was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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