your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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