so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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