she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
pray to the hookup gods
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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