I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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