That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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