I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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