How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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