i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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