Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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