Im at strip club and am horny
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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