Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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