She's JV to your varsity
splinters make it hard to masturbate
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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