Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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