feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
How naked do you want me to be?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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