is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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