I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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