Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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