this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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